Cardi B’s ‘Thotiana Remix’ Verse Is NSFW, Which Is Perfect Because You’re Off Work Monday

Your boss is going to have to be disgruntled about something else this four-day week, because you’re off work Monday for President’s Day and free to blast Cardi B’s extra-filthy “Thotiana Remix” verse as loud as your neighbors can stand it. The Cardi-fied version of the song comes complete with a new video dropped this weekend, which, of course, features rapper Blueface and a car that gained the power of flight once it heard this verse. Wait a minute. If you’re off work, your kids are also probably off school tomorrow. Will the world never allow you to a moment’s peace to enjoy the things you love?!?!

Listen to ‘Please Me,’ Bruno Mars and Cardi B’s New Colla

Cardi B and Bruno Mars are back with another throwback collaboration. This time, “Please Me” hearkens to the R&B fuck jams of the mid-90s. Think “Red Light Special” at a more athletic tempo. Cardi temporarily deleted her Instagram after her Grammy win, but she’s back to do promo for the new single. “Ok so I’m back from retirement to announce I have a brand new song coming out Friday at midnight with @brunomars,” she wrote on Instagram. The cover art for the new single features Cardi in a purple leather fringe jacket to make Prince jealous. Bruno Mars is more understated in a teal button-down. It’s Beyoncé and Ed Sheeran all over again, no?